In my previous post, we explored the two main “meals” of the Relief Sale. Now I’m going to give you all a general overview of all the terrible, beautiful things you can eat outside of these meals.
Because I lack creativity, lets pull up Ye Ole Mappe again:
Okay. The green “X,” the two white strips of building across the street from it, and the pale-blue tuber (??) shape beneath the “Park” area are the main places of non-eventical foodular activity.
If I had to label something as the “nucleus” of food for the fest, I would have to go with the pale-blue tuber. In real life, this blob is a large tent that holds many of the event’s culinary highlights. These include: egg rolls, strawberry shortcake, and homemade before-your-eyes applefritters. (The applefritters are a spectacle to behold. They’re made with old fashioned apple-peeler-cranks by sad looking young children that don’t get paid and aren’t allowed to eat them. This makes the fritters taste better somehow.) Other awesome Menno food at the tent:
Welsch Cakes: Haven’t tried ’em, but I hear they’re good.
Egyptian Stuff-In-A-Bowl: Some gutsy Menno, no doubt inspired by my pioneering work in Stuff-In-A-Bowl recipes, tried their own spin on it. Their version has lentils, which I’m not too fond of, but it’s healthy, filling, and worth a try if you’ve never had Egyptian food.Or Stuff-In-A-Bowl.
Indian booth: has mango milkshakes, which is a plus. The food tastes authentic, which means it’s too spicy for me unfortunately. Again, worth a try.
Pulled Pork Sandwiches: Always worth it.
****Sandwich Wraps: DON”T, Don’t, DO NOT get the sandwich wraps. I forget what I was thinking at the time, but once I got one of these. Nasty. Cardboard. Not the kind of stuff you would eat ’til you die. Not Mennofood at all. If my ancestors had been eating these sandwich wraps, they never would have made it to Canada.
Other foods to be had, under the green “X” and white stripes:
Kettlecorn by Old Orders: I hate kettlecorn. That is all.
Cotton Candy: I don’t get it because after two bites I get seriously ill.
Cheese Booths: Run by a bunch of BAMFs. THE BEST CHEESE EVER. Mennonite Cheese. Watch out for the Veggie, but gotta love the Pepper Jack and Lacey Swiss. This stuff is for real.Get there early to insure you’ll get the kind and amount you want. Bring a cooler and ice so you don’t have to carry it around and spoil it.
Apple Cider: Yes, please.
Pizza: No! High price for something commonplace.
Mennonite Sausage: So famous it has it’s own stand in the Goat barn. I shit you not. You can buy Mennonite Sausage in bulk. It’s a good plan. Stop asking questions.
Mennonite Sausage Sandwiches: In recent years, these have become the highlight for me. The bun is lacking (it’s a hotdog bun and therefore flimsy.) You have the choice of with or without onions. Get it with onions! They’re cooked. There are also other condiments to put on the sandwich. DON’T use these. They will just mess up the sandwich. Man that Mennonite Sausage. I told you once and I told you before.
Baked Goods: Why not. I hear the pastries are really good? Get there early because stuff runs out.
Homemade Pie and Homemade Ice Cream: Two things that are very important to Mennocuisine, at one easy spot. The ice cream is stellar, but DO NOT get the pecan pie! This past time around mine tasted funny. I figured out that some saboteur was using light corn syrup in their recipe. Heresy, I say!
Nelson’s Port-A-Pit: For those of you that don’t know, Nelson’s Port-A-Pit is a company with a chicken truck for hire. Sometimes groups will hire a Nelson’s chicken truck and charge people for chicken and keep the profit for the group. The chicken is amazing. I am disgusted with factory chicken, but I love Nelson’s. Though I haven’t gotten any in recent years, I’ll have to rethink this policy for next year.
And that is all I can think of for foodstuffs. Some words to the wise: yes, the food can be ridiculously overpriced, even for as good as it is. But, as mentioned in the first post, the whole point of the Relief Sale is to raise money to help those in need. And I sure as hell am not making my own apple fritters.
Don’t be shy about:
RELIEF SALE WEEK Part 4: Nonperishable Items!